1. YHVH is on my side and loves me.
2. Jesus loves me; it's his followers I have trouble with
3. People are my main obstacle to happiness.
4. I have no value for life. The reason I don't shove people in front of oncoming
subways is because I have no wish to delay the train and further inconvenience myself. That's the ONLY reason, really.
5. I enjoy self-mutilation. I love the endorphin rush and I am comfortable with the scars it leaves. If you are UN-comfortable with that, your dis-comfort is YOUR issue. Kindly do not attempt to turn YOUR issues into my issues.
6. Jian Ghomeshi is cruel and sadistic and this fills me with desire. It's only for the power-dynamic, like admiring a thoroughbred Arabian horse from a distance. Once he's rode hard and put away wet all I'll want is to shower and wash the stink off.
7. Customer Service at Bell Canada is as dumb as mud.
8. I'm sick to death of Low-Functioing Losers stealing all the sympathy and attention from me.
9. The Universal Conspiracy Against My Sanity and Happiness continues. My brother Jesus gives me the strength and protection I need, showering me with love and affection that I deserve.
10. The rest of the world can go die. Really.
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